@ Mariah's Hooker Sister

Mariah Carey has a hooker for a sister. And she's HIV positive (the sister, not Mariah).

@ Lil Kim To Jail

Lil Kim is going to jail for a year and a day. Anything that keeps her away from the plastic surgery doctors is fine with me. The way she was goin', that girl was going to be 100% silicon.

@ Snacks

Rap Snacks. Mine's gonna be called a 'Doggy Treat'.