@ Cheap Porn

Cheap Porn Alert: Maverick titles from Action DVD are only $3.95 - Porn's Tiniest Girls | Mothers I'd Like To Fuck | Pigtails & Pussy | Barely Legal Asian Style | Pack My Ass | and a bunch more. To see the others, click on any of these videos and then click on Maverick once you are at the Action-DVD site.

@ Talk Like A Pirate Day

Since today is Talk Like A Pirate Day, I thought I'd link to this Gangsta to Pirate language list to help you all out. [via GeekPress]

@ Pimped Out Clothing

The major media finally noticed that clothing has become pimped out. Nice to see it only took a decade for them to catch on.

@ Brits Get Shizzolated

Ain't nothin funnier than listening to a bunch of Brits try to talk like me. It just ain't the same with that accent of theirs.

@ 50 Cent Gets Shot At

Bad timing for Source Magazine. Just as they are claiming that 50 Cent's gansta image is basically a fraud, he gets shot at in New Jersey.