@ Protesting Titty Bar Laws

A political rally we can all support - fighting the LA ban on lap-dances.

The ordinance is currently being reviewed by the Public Safety Committee, which will consider its necessity...and constitutionality. The law threatens to stop all physical contact between ANY entertainers, within strip clubs and without, in the Los Angeles area. Audiences will have to stay at least six feet away from entertainers at all times. No lap dances, no g-string tipping, no kisses on the hand -- nothing. Help support the effort to prevent the implementation of this ordinance, by visiting a local strip club and enjoying some lap dances!

Titty bars ain't gonna be no fun if they pass this law! Do what ya can to stop it.

@ P Diddy As Sinatra

Somethin ain't right in Puff Daddy's head. First he wants to be called P Diddy, then he says he wants Brad Pitt to play him in a movie about his life, and now he thinks he's Frank-fucking-Sinatra.

CALL them the Ring-a-ding-ding-a-lings. Not only is "That '70s Show" pin-up Ashton Kutcher the reigning King of Young Hollywood, but Demi Moore's new boytoy is likening himself and his buddies to Frank Sinatra's Rat Pack. Apparently the unholy incarnation has Kutcher's new best friend P. Diddy as the Chairman of the Board - and Kutcher and his cronies even call Diddy "Frank." The other night at Dolce in L.A., Kutcher and his "That '70s Show" co-stars Wilmer Valderama and Danny Masterson (Sammy Davis Jr. and Dean Martin?) greeted Diddy with cries of "Frank! What's up?" When the rap mogul and his posse rolled in. Diddy once mused to Vanity Fair that he wanted to be the "black Sinatra."

@ P Diddy Sean John SUV

P Diddy is coming out with his own special edition Lincoln Navigator. Hmm, a rapper w/ a limited edition car - that idea sounds familiar. [alt link]

The special edition SUV will boast such standard features as exclusive Sean John wheels, a platinum coated logo emblem, custom tinted windows, and black chrome detailing.

Inside will be a Pioneer Premier Audio system with satellite radio, three DVD players and six TV monitors, a Playstation 2, logo-embossed leather seats, heated/vibrating driver and front passenger seats, suede covered center consoles, and black wood interior.

@ Shizzle My Nizzle

Court in England rules that "shizzle my nizzle" isn't offensive. That just ruins all the fun.

@ Spike Lee Suing Spike TV

Spike Lee is suing Spike TV. What the fuck is wrong with him?