@ La-Di-Da-Di, Someone's Stealin Slick Rick's Money

There's some shit a man just shouldn't have ta deal with. My boy Slick Rick is upta his eye patch in shit. He's already sittin his ass in a jail in Florida while the INS tries to deport him to England; and now some bastard from North Carolina is tryin to steal his money.

Steven Burke Glenn was arrested April 3 and charged with three counts of forgery, two of obtaining property under false pretenses and one of identity theft, Raleigh police Sgt. Chuck Hurst said Thursday.