@ 2Pac Shot Jam Master Jay
It just ain't right. Jam Master Jay shot in the head and killed at his recording studio. How long till somebody says 2Pac did it - since he's not really dead.@ Porn Video Games
My new devotion to porn seems to have put me on tha cuttin' edge. The guy who wrote Trainspotting says that porn has replaced drugs as the world's addiction - hell even video games are startin to use porn - like BMX XXX.Using the tagline "Keep it Dirty," video game publisher Acclaim Entertainment Inc. is gearing up for the Nov. 19 launch of BMX XXX [buy it], a game that also features pimps, strippers, nudity, copulating pink poodles and a variety of racing bike stunts.You can see a bunch of pics from the game - or just take a look at the pimp on a skateboard and naked chick on a bike.
@ Porn Reviews
I'm gonna replace one vice with another. No more weed - way more porn. I'm gonna start suggestin a new porn flick for ya every week - here's a good start to hold ya over until I get rollin.@ Prison Time?
I ain't gonna be gettin arrested for weed no more - cause I quit. Its gonna be different - but damn, I'm gettin old. Time to be a man.What kind of prison time would rappers be lookin at if did all the shit they rap about on their records? Maxim knows.
Eminem, “I’m Back”
Problem lyric: “I used to get punked and bullied on my block/Till I cut a kitten’s head off and stuck it in this kid’s mailbox.”
Time: Three years (cruelty to animals) + five years (stalking and harassment) + 10 years (tampering with the mail) = 18 years.










