@ Fuck Tha Police

Its true, I got busted for pot possession in Ohio yesterday. My tour bus driver was speeding and got pulled over - that boy best be lookin for a new job. I'm probably just gonna get fined a couple of hundred for it. No sweat. I'm suprised that we didn't get hassled for our pants hanging too low.

@ Jay-Z Banned From MTV?

Jay-Z admits in court to stabbing record exec Lance Rivera. The hacks at E! think he'z off the hook now, but I guess they didn't talk to MTV about that. Apparently the head of MTV told a reporter prior to Jay-Z's admission that if he plead guilty to the stabbing, they'd ban his videos. You've been banned, now pack your damn bags up.

@ Banned From Iowa University

I'm gettin thrown out of Iowa City before I even get there. Proposal to bring Snoop Doggy Dogg to U. Iowa fails. [alt link]

"I would imagine such a concert would draw quite a few undesirables from various cities and probably quite a few gangbangers with weapons on them or in their vehicles."

Gotta keep those undesirables away - we can't just have young black people running around campus now can we.

@ Dre Kicks Bin Laden's Ass

My boy Dr. Dre is going to release a song about getting that bastard Bin Laden.

Dre has written and is in the process of recording the new song, 'Kill Bin Laden', which Dre describes as preparing "a pine box for his dead body".

If you didn't know, Dre haz already given $1 million to the American Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund.

@ Pimphats for the Holidays

Pimphats for the holidays. Still got time for Halloween to go get your pimp hats. You can even win some pimp gear if you're light on cash. And you got to check out the customer comments:

"Wore it on Thanksgiving, the family LOVED IT!"