@ Jay-Z Goes Puffy

You'd think these guys would learn. Jay-Z got arrested for having a loaded gun in his car. Hey Jay-Z - should we just start calling you J Diddy now?

@ Fire Up The Coffin Factory

Its now legal to kill old people in the Netherlands.

"Euthanasia is not something which will be forced on people."

Gee, thanks.

@ Slim Gets Probation - Ex Makes You Stupid

Eminem gets 2 years probation for pistol-whipping the guy kissing his soon-to-be-ex-wife. And some Canadian lab-coat freaks are saying that ecstasy makes you stupid. Gotta wonder if they thought maybe their little drug habit subjects were stupid to start with.