@ Traci Lords

Damn, its been a long fuckin time since I updated thiz site. But how could I not mention that Traci Lords said in an interview that

"she thinks men are afraid of her because they fear she might break their penises"

. All I gotta say about that is ... Hop on and do your worst.

I've gotten a ton of email while I've been away too. So I gotta give a lil wazzup to Joe and James in Ireland [whazzup white boyz] and LILMAMMA from Dayton [see you in 6 years]. Anyway, I'm outta here and keep the email comin.

UPDATE: Traci wrote a book