@ PornStar RPG

I pretty much think role-playing card gamez, like Magic The Gathering, suck. But a card RPG based on being a porn movie producer...that I could get used to. [official site]

@ More Reader Mail

Time for a little email:

wassup snoop? - just wanted to say your untouchable man - no one can come close to you..the best..numero uno...peace. - DP

Thankz man. I needed somethin like that - I've been pondering a couple of career moves, let me run em by ya. Thought I'd start by gettin in on some of that wrestling action [alt]. I mean, damn, if Billy Corgan can throw down on those roid-heads, why not the Doggfather? And I think I need to add a midget to the act. Kid Rock seems to be doin good with his little sidekick, and I've alwayz been down for the tiny black brotherz. So maybe I'll give ol' Bushwick Bill a ring.

@ Reader Mail

Time for a little email:

Hi my name is Kyra and yes I am a fan of yours but I really wanted to know what Tupac was like as a person instead of all the hype. He's my hero and I would be so greatful if you could help me

Tupac wasz't the thug that he wanted everybody to think he waz. All it takez to prove that iz to realize that he got hiz start as a fly-boy dancer for Digital Underground. Tupac was as much of a thug as MC Hammer - which ain't much.

More mail:

HeY MaN iS ThiS ReALLy SnOOp DoGGy DoGG? I jUsT WanTed tO SaY ThaT YoU ArE oNe of THe gReaTeST RapPErS eVeR. AigHt LATer.

Umm, yeah, its me. Thanks. You might want to work on that [SHIFT] key a bit - lookz like your pinky finger haz tourettes syndrome.

Even more mail:

wuts up dogg. i just wanted to tell you that ur one in a million. just like there will never be another mariah carey, there will never be another like snoop dogg cuz your sexy talented voice can never be copied. peace out and never stop making those "gangster hits..."

Thanks, I think. Not too sure I like the comparisons to Mariah [slut] Carey - Tina Turner is more my style. Coulda been worse I guess - at least you didn't mention Whitney Houston.