@ 'Bones' w/ Pam Grier

Don't think I ever mentioned here that I'm gonna be in a movie called 'Bones' with Pam Grier. And to add to my pleazure, she playz my girl. Just look at that fine body. I'm pushing for a nude scene.

@ Britney Spears

So Britney only wearz skimpy outfitz on stage becauze she doezn't want to sweat when she dancez. Yeah, right. Then why the fuck did she wear this dress to the Grammyz?

@ Rap Dictionary

For thoze of ya who have a hard time understanding me: the rap dictionary. [alt-link]

@ Sugar Daddy?

What happened to the love Elisabeth? Still looking for a Sugar Daddy?

@ Slim Shady Fucking w/ His Family

I guess driving hiz wife to attempt suicide wazn't enough for Slim Shady. Now he'z gonna fuck with hiz kid'z head thru a cartoon.

@ Gang Soundtrack

Idiot copz at it again. Confiscating rap music from businesses because they say it started a brawl.

"This type of music is the principal cause of the large gang fights that break out at this business."

No, you stupid fuck. The reason gang fightz break out at this place iz because there are gangz hanging around this place. Thatz what gangs do, they fight. They don't need a fucking soundtrack.

@ Search Engines

Know what pisses me off? That schlyer iz gettin search engine hitz for black 70's porn. What the fuck iz that about. Ain't I the brother around here? Ain't I the one alwayz raving about the lovelyicious Pam Grier? Ain't I the one talking about fuckin? Fuckin search engines.