@ Dennis Rodman's Pimpmobile

I had no idea Dennis Rodman's car waz a little VW Bug Pimpmobile!

@ PimpWars

Thankz to Zannah for pointing out PimpWar. With all the dopin & pimpin I'm doing online, I've hardly got time to tend to my real ho's & chronic shit.

@ Pam Grier Gone!

Fuck me! What happened to the Pam Grier Experience? I was just kickin back wantin to look at that fine black woman, and now itz gone!? Damn.

@ Higher Than The Law Allows

Yeah, I've got lotz of water pipes sitting around in my bedroom.

@ DMX Busted For Drugs

My boy DMX got hiz ass in some trouble the other night for driving like a mofo and marijuana possession. He'z lucky the copz didn't take hiz ride away.

@ Winnie The Pooh

Thiz iz fucked up: If I married Winnie The Pooh, my name would be ... Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

@ Nobody Takin My Benz

Civil asset siezure laws are fucked. Somethingz most definately fucked up when a cop can take my Benz away just because he caught me with some weed in it. And I don't even have to be charged with a crime. Fuck that, I'm not giving up none of my shit without a fight.

@ Pimp & Ho Costume Ball

Lets end the suspense right now. I will be in the hizouse at SXSW thiz year. Most yearz, the only eventz like this that I show up at are The Playerz Ball and the Pimp & Ho Costume Ball. I figure all these eventz are pretty much alike, right?

@ Halle Berry's Driving

Halle Berry iz supposed to come down to the studio thiz weekend. I think I'll send a driver to pick her up instead of letting her drive.