TomPaine.com is claiming Kerry won. See, it wasn't that the exit polls were wrong, its that the vote was stolen - again.

Most voters in Ohio thought they were voting for Kerry. CNN's exit poll showed Kerry beating Bush among Ohio women by 53 percent to 47 percent. Kerry also defeated Bush among Ohio's male voters 51 percent to 49 percent. Unless a third gender voted in Ohio, Kerry took the state.

So what's going on here? Answer: the exit polls are accurate. Pollsters ask, "Who did you vote for?" Unfortunately, they don't ask the crucial, question, "Was your vote counted?" The voters don't know.

Its not as if anybody has ever lied to a pollster, or gamed the system, right. And there's no chance whatsoever that it could have just been a bad sample. Oh, and there's that pesky margin of error too.

But nah, lets not even mention those possibilities. Nope, the exit polls were right and Kerry would be President today if not for those bastard racist homophobe Repugs stealing the election.

This is so healthy for the Dems. In 2000, they didn't like the result of the Electoral College - and starting crying that we should use the Popular Vote to pick the President. Well, now they've lost the Popular Vote too, so Exit Polls are the new preferred method.

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