Breasts = Votes
Would you vote for this girl? Thats whats called a rhetorical question.
She even has a platform: She'll give free plastic surgery to everyone if elected and promises more nudist sites and beaches. How come no real politicians looks like this?
A Florida doo-wop singer was arrested and accused of escaping from a New Jersey prison in 1974 while serving a sentence for killing his girlfriend's 2-year-old son. Of all things, he claimed to have been a member of Sha-Na-Na.
A prisoner in Indonesia has discovered the fountain of youth - his own penis. Yep, every day since 1997, he's been drinking [and bathing in] his own urine to stay healthy. "I've found that drinking one litre a day is enough. The rest I use for massage." His wife also drinks her own urine.
She even has a platform: She'll give free plastic surgery to everyone if elected and promises more nudist sites and beaches. How come no real politicians looks like this?A Florida doo-wop singer was arrested and accused of escaping from a New Jersey prison in 1974 while serving a sentence for killing his girlfriend's 2-year-old son. Of all things, he claimed to have been a member of Sha-Na-Na.
A prisoner in Indonesia has discovered the fountain of youth - his own penis. Yep, every day since 1997, he's been drinking [and bathing in] his own urine to stay healthy. "I've found that drinking one litre a day is enough. The rest I use for massage." His wife also drinks her own urine.
# | May 23, 2001